Mr Coffee Gremlin

by David
(Rio, WI)

This is great, all you have to do is go to a thrift store, buy a cheap coffeemaker, got to be Mr Coffee and just wait for it to mess everything up for you when you're not around. No kidding, This thing is an absolute monster, I picked 10 cups it "peed" everywhere but in the Thermo Carafe, even the ground coffee were outside.

Serious! The filter somehow got stuck inside! and I was not there, but I can only imagine, I would think it blew like "Old Faithful" into the air to land onto the countertop, then ran like streams in the dessert into the cupboards, pot and pans, everything that could help to contain exactly 10 cups.

OK, I know I sound like over reacting, but you got to remember, instead of having that peaceful, Godly cup of first coffee this morning, it feels like I showed up at work without having coffee and then the boss told me to sweep the floors instead of doing what I normally do. Finally, if you go to a thrift store, or anywhere and someone want to sell you a Mr Coffee Automatic Coffeemaker, please know, he really hates you! PAY HIM TO KEEP IT!